paste.acn.lol / dr-disrespect-bing-story · 1 month ago·
Here is a short story I generated for you:
Dr Disrespect was a famous video game streamer who loved playing battle royale games like Apex Legends and Call of Duty¹. He had over 4 million followers on Twitch and YouTube¹⁴, and was known for his flashy persona and trash talk. One day, he received a mysterious package in the mail. It contained a bag of seeds labeled "Magic Beans". There was no note or sender information. Dr Disrespect was curious about what they were, so he decided to plant one on his backyard. The next morning, he woke up to see a giant beanstalk growing out of the ground. It reached up to the sky, where he could see some clouds. He wondered what was up there, so he grabbed his camera and climbed up the beanstalk. He reached the top and found a huge cloud cottage. He knocked on the door, but no one answered. He opened it and walked inside. He saw a lot of gold coins, jewels, and other treasures lying around. He also saw a large TV screen with a gaming console hooked up to it. Dr Disrespect felt like he hit the jackpot. He decided to take some of the loot and play some games on the TV. He turned on the console and saw that it had all his favorite games installed on it. He picked Apex Legends and started playing. He was having a blast, until he heard a loud roar from outside. He looked out the window and saw a giant troll coming towards the cottage. The troll had green skin, horns, tusks, and red eyes⁶. It was holding a huge club in its hand. The troll shouted: "Who dares to enter my home? Who dares to touch my stuff? Who dares to play my games?" Dr Disrespect realized that he had trespassed into someone else's property. He quickly grabbed his camera and some gold coins and ran out of the cottage. He jumped onto the beanstalk and slid down as fast as he could. The troll followed him and started chopping down the beanstalk with its club. Dr Disrespect barely made it to the ground before the beanstalk collapsed behind him. He ran back to his house with his camera and gold coins. He uploaded his video on YouTube with the title: "Dr Disrespect vs Giant Troll - Epic Battle Royale". It went viral overnight and got millions of views⁴. Dr Disrespect became even more famous than before. He never found out who sent him those magic beans or why they did it⁷. But he didn't care anymore. He had enough money to buy whatever he wanted¹¹. And he still had more magic beans left in case he wanted another adventure.